crank dat, yo

(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right

(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

Chorus:
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja BoyI Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch AssAnd If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause"I Got Me some Bathing Apes"

[Chorus x2]

I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

[Chorus x2]

I'm To Clean Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,

Super Soak That Hoe [x9]

I'm to Fresh Off In This Bitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman that Bitch

(Awwwwwww) (You)

I've been meaning to do this for a while now. A tribute to the greatest lyrics ever penned down (or typed, whatever.. don't be so nu age). So kids, quit school now and start writing the great verses of your age before you get too corrupted by the structure of the english language.

just eat it

I have a tip for you.

If you're in a situation where you want the last piece of something, say a pizza slice. But you feel the need to do the polite thing and ask, 'does anyone want the last slice?'. Of course you expect no one to say 'yes' because, obviously you want the last slice and everyone should see that. So you'd expect a round of obligatory 'no'

Wrong.

I am the type of person that will say 'yes'. Sometimes I might not even want it. Being polite is one thing, but you don't have to be stupid about it. Now if you had said something like "I'm having that last slice if that's ok with everyone else" you'd have a better chance. It's all in the phrasing.

So next time we share a pizza keep that in mind.

faraday

I was watching a documentary the other day on micheal faraday and it got me thinking, isn't that a great first name for a female? I probably wouldn't name a daughter that, mainly because faraday munasinghe does not work.

At all.

But a pet maybe. I'm gonna get a girl dog and name her faraday.

I wonder if micheal F ever thought that way. Though faraday faraday is a pretty cruel way to name a child. But probably not as bad as faraday munasinghe. Ugh.

cherry poppin' daddy

As implied above. This page has now lost it's post-virginity via this token first post.

I don't know why I didn't start this before. I guess I thought blogs were lame, which they kind of are. But, fuck it. This might be fun.

Haha, I said 'but fuck'. Geddit? but fuck, but fuck, butt fuck, BUTT FUCK.

ok, time to hit 'publish post' before this gets nasty. Well, nastier.